" Madame, your hair looks like my mommies...half yellow, half black"
- Clearly I booked a small hair apt after school that day
" Madame, I think my mom made a huge mistake. I think she put kitty food in my sandwich today. She was running late" ( grade 1 girl w a tuna sandwich)
" Find words that have the sound "ph"....student says "phoque" ( a seal) but right away his eyes open huge and he says "sorry madame....phoque in the water, phoque in the water"
" I think theres a friend in the class with the chicken pops"
"Are you Justin Biebers mom?" ( ummm...cause I look that old?)
There`s just something about kids... you just have to love them!!! Im clearly in the right profession.

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